SOLD OUT!

Maybe we'll bring these back soon...

A DAD HAT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE HEAT RAYS OF THAT YUGE, GLOWING BALL OF HYDROGEN AND HELIUM.

PROTECT YOUR STUPID EYES, YOU NEED THEM TO LOOK THROUGH BIRD BRAINED ZINES!

Hats are black, 100% cotton, none of that velcro bullshit, and professionally embroidered.

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